A is for Amphitheater.
The Universal one in Los Angeles, that is. The site of the only Eagles
show this year (not counting the Hall of Fame). You know, the show they
all said would never happen. The reunion that wasn’t supposed to be.
Well it was. And it was spectacular.
B is for Babyface.
To be honest, we hadn’t
really thought much about Babyface before this show. All we knew that he
was a talented producer who had won numerous Grammy’s and that Oprah
hung the moon on him. Babyface remarked that he never thought he would
be opening for the Eagles. His set consisted of him, some attractive
jewelry and a chorus of talented individuals. The crowd quite enjoyed
"Change the World" and got a preview of the hit that is
burning up the charts now—Bruce Springsteen’s "Fire". We
will admit that we took a bit of a break during Babyface’s set (see R
is for restroom, below).
C is for Construction. As we were sitting waiting
for the show to start, the two guys behind us began to talk about
Timothy B. Schmit. Apparently, one of them worked for a construction
crew and a few years ago had been working on a house. At one point, he
noticed someone leaning up against a fence watching everyone work. The
guy, who was the foreman, told the onlooker to get back to work and told
him where to haul a heap of lumber. The onlooker smiled and replied,
"I’m sorry, but I’m the owner of the house." Yup, it was
Timothy and the renovations were being done on his house.
D is for Don Felder’s
beard. It was missing,
but the smile on his face as he stormed through numbers and sang backing
vocals was huge indeed.
E is for Eagles
‘Nuf said.
F is for Fans. It was great to meet up with
Eagles fans before the show. We wish we had more time to hang out. At
the Hard Rock, we ran into Rob, Sarah, Chris, Jill and her sister, Alex
and Susan. We also got to hang out with Erin and meet Sandy who stopped
to say "hi" at the show. We’re sorry we missed Sayuri and
Ginger.
G is for Golf. Because of Tiger Wood’s
involvement, the event had a sort of Golfy theme to it. There were
famous golfers in attendance. Guests to the post show party received
golf balls emblazoned with the Tiger Woods foundation logo and they
showed golf video. To introduce Tiger to the audience, they showed a
greatest hits video of all Tiger’s best moments set to the beat of
"The Heat is On". It was rather exhilarating and the crowd
loved it.
H is for Hootie and the Blowfish
What’s the
most frequent complaint about this South Carolina group? You’ve heard
one of their songs…you’ve heard them all, right? Well, that may be
the case when popping in a CD, but live, these guys cooked. We’ll be
the first to admit that we don’t know the names to all of their songs,
but they were all recognizable (except for the new tunes they
previewed). "Let Her Cry", "Hold My Hand" and the
other big ones were all there. We’ll also admit shamefully that they
only band member whose name we know is Darius Rucker. He seemed to be in
awe sharing the bill with Babyface and the Eagles. At one point he
shouted with glee, "I just touched Don Henley’s drums!!!!"
He also confessed that when the band was first starting out, they played
"Take it Easy" all the time, but that they wouldn’t be doing
it that night because he had a feeling that they would, "…get
their asses kicked" if they did. The highlight of the set was a
rousing rendition of "Love the One You’re With" combined
with an amazing version of Schoolhouse Rock’s "Three is the Magic
Number". Wow!
I is for Irving Azoff. We didn’t see him, but
he was there. He was thanked quite a bit and apparently bid on
everything at the auction (see P for Party below).
J is for John Elway. The Bronco’s quarterback
was in attendance. Glenn publicly apologized to him for picking the
Packers to win the last Superbowl on a national sport show. John
didn’t seem to mind. He so energetically enjoyed the show, which it
was reported that he thwacked some of the people near him in the back of
their heads as he gyrated to the beat.
K is for Kids. That was the theme for the night.
Both Tiger and Glenn emphasized that what was being done that night was
because kids are important. Glenn took this to heart and brought his own
kids to the event. Taylor and Deacon enjoyed the show, especially when
Glenn said hi to Taylor. "Hey Cha-Cha" he yelled. How cute is
that?
L is for Leno. Walking into the event, we noticed
Jay Leno outside his studio, taping something for his show. We were
quite excited. The first famous person we had seen in L.A. This turned
into a treat, though. Jay came out to do a bit of schtick between the
Hootie and Babyface sets. Jay talked about O.J., mudslides and Monica
Lewinsky. He had to keep stretching his act for time, though, because
Babyface and his entourage were having a group prayer before coming out.
M is for Master of Ceremonies.
That was Glenn.
Wearing a suit and tie, Glenn was the first person to take the stage. He
introduced Hootie and the Blowfish and thanked everyone responsible for
the event. He had quite a long list and had to come out a second time to
thank those he had forgotten. He was in great spirits and we can think
of nobody who could have done a better job.
N is for New Times. A local L.A. freebie
entertainment newspaper, The New Times, wasn’t exactly hyped about the
event. They called Glenn a no-talent and said that he was the
"scariest, most Frankensteinish looking member of the Eagles."
We’re wondering what other members of the band are Frankensteinish
looking. Mean, mean paper.
O is for Ovation. When Don Henley finally took
the stage the crowd went wild. In fact this was the loudest and longest
we’ve heard a crowd hoot and holler. Rob Markowitz suggested that the
response was due to the fact that the crowd didn’t quite believe that
they were going to indeed see the Eagles. Don had a great big grin on
his face and seemed touched by the audience’s reaction.
P is for Party. We didn’t have tickets for the
after-show party and auction, but a few folks who were there clued us in
as to what went on in the Mexican restaurant on the Universal City Walk.
Glenn was in great "spirits". When Glenn walked in, he spotted
a man wearing a checked jacket. Glenn walked over to inspect the coat
and said, "Don’t worry, they can get that out at the
cleaners!" Glenn then asked the man, "Isn’t it great when
you can drink for charity?" Glenn also announced to the crowd that
Henley and Irving weren’t at the party because Henley was pissed about
his sound monitor and Irving was consoling him. Joe wasn’t there at
all either and Tim and Felder only stayed briefly. The highlight of the
evening was the celebrity auction with Glenn "assisting" the
auctioneer. Glenn apparently didn’t think the crowd was bidding high
enough on some of the items on the block. He got very worked up trying
to get people to bid. Wife Cindy rubbed his shoulders and told him to
calm down. Glenn did have the mythical "Irving" start most of
the bids. "Irving starts the bidding at $5000", he would say.
"He’s got the money, he won’t mind." One of the big items
up for auction was a trip to play golf with Tiger and Glenn at some golf
course in Florida. A very lucky(?) woman bid $95,000 for that. All in
all, the event seemed like a blast and made great money for kids.
Q is for Question.
What
the hell was that thing on TBS’s chin?
R is for Restroom.
Yes, we admit it. We visited the restroom during the Babyface set and we
"learned" quite a bit. Apparently, according to some of the
women here, it was cool to see the Eagles play because they all hated
each other. The last time they had played together they had all beaten
each other up. One ended up in the hospital. We didn’t bother to
correct them. We just silently laughed and thought about the huge myth
of Eagle hating that goes on out there. Glenn set the record straight,
though, by once again telling the assembled crowd that the band had
always supported each other in their charitable works and that there was
no discord between them. You go Glenn! Restrooms during concerts are
scary places. We also overheard an argument between "Vanessa"
and her friend. Vanessa’s friend was telling her not to drink and take
her anti-depressant medication. A very drunk Vanessa saw nothing wrong
with that because, "…the pills are real small." Go figure.
S is for Set List.
Joe and Glenn came out first. Glenn had changed out of his suit jacket
into a festive print shirt. Joe wore a purple jacket and jeans. They
played the following: Walk Away, Peaceful Easy Feeling, You Belong to
the City, In the City, Smuggler's Blues, Ordinary Average Guy. At this
point, Glenn introduced one of his favorite guitar players, Don Felder.
Felder appeared, clean-shaven and wearing a flannel shirt most Eagles
fans are familiar with. They played an energetic version of Funk #49.
Then Glenn introduced Timothy. He stated that Timothy was coming out
because he loved playing on the next number that turned out to be The
Heat Is On. Then Henley came out. He was wearing black jeans and a white
dress shirt and not looking dead tired like we expected him to. We’ve
already told you about the ovation he got. The EAGLES then launched into
Hotel California, Victim of Love, I Can't Tell You Why, Life's Been
Good, Heartache Tonight, Life in the Fast Lane and encores Rocky
Mountain Way and Take it Easy. They were supposed to end with Desperado
but ran out of time. While it wasn’t a complete show, it wasn’t the
3 or 4 songs we had expected either.
T is for The Tiger Woods
Foundation. This was the charity
getting all the money and it seemed like a worthy cause. The concert and
auction raised over $500,000. While the video they showed at the event
led one to believe that the charity taught kids to play golf, we had
learned from Tiger’s appearance on Oprah that what the foundation does
is open doors for Inner City kids and allow them to dream and do things
they wouldn’t ordinarily do, much like Glenn’s pet charity, A
Grassroots Aspen Experience. Playing golf is only part of it with Tiger
doing golf clinics all over the country.
U is for Universal
Citywalk. What a great place to
sit and watch the world walk by! Before the show, we noticed quite a few
people in Eagles t-shirts milling about. Awesome!
V is for VH1.
VH1 President and FOD (Friend of Don) John Sykes was in attendance at
the show.
W is for Walsh.
Joe was Joe. Before launching into Funk 49’ Glenn repeated Joe’s
time tested joke that if he had known he was going to have to play all
these songs for the rest of his life, he would have written something
different.
X is for X-Ray.
Gee, if Universal had x-ray machines, the person who got these photos
for us would never have gotten a camera in.
Y is for Yelling.
At one point there was almost a fight near us because some people
wouldn’t sit down when the Eagles came out. We don’t think we’ve
ever heard the "F" word used quite so much. Oh wait….we’re
middle school teachers. Never mind.
Z is for Zen.
Everything clicked. There was something good going on up on stage. There
were laughs and smiles and kind words. In introducing Henley, Glenn
said, "He’s our poet laureate, he’s the rock of the band."
Not words said about someone you hate. Glenn also praised Henley’s
philanthropic work by telling us that Henley does stuff that you never
hear about, like donating books to schools in North Dakota. We think the
band is comfortable where they are. They are happy and that showed at
Tiger Jam.